{"id":142859,"date":"2024-01-02T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T06:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/centmagazine.co.uk\/?p=142859"},"modified":"2023-12-22T16:09:47","modified_gmt":"2023-12-22T15:09:47","slug":"a-horrible-way-to-start-the-year-2024-only-joking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/?p=142859","title":{"rendered":"A Horrible Way to Start The Year 2024; Only Joking"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The 11th annual festival celebrating horror promises even more terror, gore and \u2026 a bathtub shark attack! The budgets might be micro, but the screams (and laughs) will be macro when Horror-on-Sea returns to Southend at the beginning of 2024.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Throughout two weekends at the Park Inn by Radisson Palace Hotel, 36 feature films and 50 short films from across the world will be screened on the seafront, featuring everything from sinister spirits to serial killer stalkers and sci-fi shlock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">And when the real horror of cinema can sometimes be found at the cost of a ticket, Horror-on-Sea promises to keep the prices slashed at \u00a37 per film. And unlike some of the killers on screen, the prices will stay down, with day passes at \u00a332, weekend passes at \u00a380 and a festival mega pass at \u00a3130 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong> <a>\u201cIt\u2019s typical horror to keep coming back for more, and we\u2019re proud to have beaten out the Saw franchise and equaled Hellraiser with an eleventh edition.<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Paul Cotgrove, Director and creator of Horror-On-Sea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The frightening festival kicks off on Friday 12th of Januray with the anthology feature <em>The Monster Mash <\/em>(2022), hosted by Dr Fruedstein and his sidekick Ludwig. The triple-bill celebrates the glory days of Americana creature features with a reliance on old-school practical special effects. Then mystery and memory collide with the Argentinian film <em>Memories of Evil <\/em>(2022) after a nurse discovers her patient may not be suffering from amnesia and is drawn into a terrifying nightmare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Tundra settings have been popular in horror and <em>Blood and Snow<\/em> (2022) offers a new entry of blood-soaked snow from Canada, when a meteorite impact infects a scientist with horrifying consequences. An American couple will enter the former Yugoslavia and also the grainy world of 70s horror films with <em>Eight Eyes <\/em>(2023) when a seemingly helpful tour guide will drag them into a surreal and creepy underworld.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">There is also a world premiere of epic proportions, as a cop battles warriors, robots and ruthless henchmen in <em>Axel Falcon<\/em> (2024). From Britain\u00b4s Bazz Hancher, this film promises sci-fi fun and thrills as the titular hero takes on a host of enemies in his quest for justice. The evening closes with the UK premiere of <em>Hell Nurse<\/em> (2022), an exploitation slasher involving satanic pacts and revenge as surgical instruments send the criminals running and the blood flying.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/HellNurse.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/HellNurse.jpg?resize=580%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142861\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/HellNurse.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/HellNurse.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/HellNurse.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">HellNurse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Each film is also accompanied by short films drawn from around the world. Spanish horror is well represented with four films, including an animation set in the biggest evil factory in hell. French film <em>Welcome to Candy\u00b4s <\/em>documents a date gone wrong when a beautiful influencer is not all she seems, while <em>The Walking Corpse Syndrome<\/em> from Finland is a contemplative look at Cotard\u00b4s syndrome featuring a skeleton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Saturday 13th will showcase the best and bloodiest of Britain with several features from the UK. A demon is accidentally summoned during film production and <em>The Haunted Studio<\/em> (2023) will capture it all, while a blood cult gets more than they bargain for when they pick the wrong female victim in <em>I am Rage <\/em>(2023). The dark and gritty <em>Watch me Sleep <\/em>(2023) will place a camera inside a coffin as a son deals with the death of his mother. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/WatchmeSleep.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"298\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/WatchmeSleep.jpg?resize=580%2C298&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/WatchmeSleep.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/WatchmeSleep.jpg?resize=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/WatchmeSleep.jpg?resize=768%2C395&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">WatchmeSleep<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">And, two world premieres will round off the evening, with slasher anthology <em>Mosaic <\/em>(2024) taking a giallo-inflected look at ten killers and one detective, as horror cult actor Simon Bamford (<em>Hellraiser<\/em>) takes on killer teddy bears, a teleporting Santa and an axe-wielding mad woman. Then finishing the evening is <em>Terrorise <\/em>(2024), as criminals and cops play a deadly cat-and-mouse game following an escape from prison.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Terrorise.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Terrorise.jpg?resize=580%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Terrorise.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Terrorise.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Terrorise.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Terrorise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">No horror festival can stray too far from the cosmological tentacles of H.P. Lovecraft and Saturday also has enough in store to satisfy fans of the weird. <em>H.P. Lovecraft\u00b4s The Old Ones <\/em>(2023) is a new feature film that returns the cult of Dagon to the silver screen, while short film <em>H.P. Lovecraft\u00b4s The Lurking Fear <\/em>adapts the short story that sees a group take shelter for a night in an aristocratic mansion they believe is abandoned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">There will also be plenty more short films on offer with more meteor madness (Belgium\u00b4s <em>Slime<\/em>), a creepy doll in the woods (USA\u00b4s <em>The Doll Catcher<\/em>), a grindhouse blizzard (USA\u00b4s Honeymoon at Cold Hollow), a menacing figure only visible to one (Spain\u00b4s <em>Pisanka<\/em>), and of course the latest British offerings with a psychological challenge in the woods&nbsp; (<em>Don\u00b4t React<\/em>), strange apparitions (<em>Spellbound<\/em>), familial secrets (<em>The Family Man<\/em>), surreal animation (<em>The Witches of the Sands &#8211; Animation and Theme Song<\/em>) and a mirror that shows both desire and fear (<em>Mirror,Mirror: Transvile<\/em>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Sunday 14th brings <em>The Pocket Film of Superstitions <\/em>(2023) as folklore, the occult and the supernatural are all packaged up in a 90-minute look at the history of superstition. There will also be a world premiere of marijuana, vampires, gangsters, and rock music with the UK\u00b4s <em>Blood Demons<\/em> (2024).<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BloodDemons.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BloodDemons.jpg?resize=580%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BloodDemons.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BloodDemons.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BloodDemons.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">BloodDemons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">No horror festival would be complete without the ridiculous and Sunday promises that in spades with a werewolf Santa in <em>Werewolf Santa<\/em> (2023) and a bathtub shark attack in\u2026 you guessed it, <em>Bathtub Shark Attack<\/em> (2023). The Christmas spirit will still be (barely) alive when a lycan dons the red-and-white trim suit, and everyone will be urged to stay out of the bathwater when a thousand-year-old hungry shark comes up through the pipes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Sunday will also show exclusively UK short films. Whether it is in the woods (<em>If You Go Down to the Woods<\/em>), your own home (<em>Knock Knock <\/em>and <em>Pareidola<\/em>), or the bathroom (<em>The Sink Spectre<\/em>) nowhere is safe. If you stop moving, you\u00b4ll die, in <em>Stop Dead <\/em>and if you stop dancing, you\u00b4ll also die, in <em>Rhyme or Die<\/em>. And the chills don\u00b4t stop either with creepy men (<em>Yellow<\/em>), creepy mothers (<em>Mama\u00b4s Boy<\/em>), and a creepy pregnancy (<em>Ariane\u00b4s Baby<\/em>). There will also be 45 minutes of disco-dancing zombies, exploding body parts and underground goths in <em>Lactasia<\/em> (2023).<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/THE-LAST-BOY-ON-EARTH-STILL-026.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"290\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/THE-LAST-BOY-ON-EARTH-STILL-026.jpg?resize=580%2C290&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142869\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/THE-LAST-BOY-ON-EARTH-STILL-026.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/THE-LAST-BOY-ON-EARTH-STILL-026.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/THE-LAST-BOY-ON-EARTH-STILL-026.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The Last Boy on Earth<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The following long weekend on Friday 19 sees the festival pick up again with <em>The Last Boy on Earth <\/em>(2023), a New Zealand film set in the future when humanity thinks they\u00b4ve found their long-lost hope, only to discover they couldn\u00b4t be further from the truth. In a small town in Pennsylvania a curse appears to be targeting adulterers in <em>Cheat <\/em>(2023), while a secluded weekend getaway becomes the scene of a time-bending whodunnit in<em> 8 Found Dead<\/em> (2022). A family tradition of murder represented by the horror mainstay of a killer\u00b4s mask will be honoured in Spain\u00b4s <em>Slasher <\/em>(2023), and another mask, this time worn by a killer dubbed \u00b4The Scalper\u00b4, will be donned when psychic Clementine Carter battles a psychopath from her past in <em>Scalper Night Caller II <\/em>(2023) featuring horror stalwart actor Jake Busey (<em>Starship Troopers, The Frighteners<\/em>). <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Scalper-Night-Caller.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Scalper-Night-Caller.jpg?resize=580%2C338&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142870\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Scalper-Night-Caller.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Scalper-Night-Caller.jpg?resize=300%2C175&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Scalper-Night-Caller.jpg?resize=768%2C448&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Scalper Night Caller<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">There is also another world premiere with <em>Horror-Scopes Volume 2 <\/em>(2024), a 12-part anthology based on the Chinese zodiac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Stop-motion animation opens the day for the short film selection with <em>Humbug Manor <\/em>the first of many offerings from Spain. <em>Mum<\/em> will show the lengths a parent would go to for their child, a creeper breaks into other hotel guest rooms in <em>Somnia<\/em>, a suspicious hunter offers a group of stranded women a lift in <em>Once You Pop<\/em>, and a long lost love finds an unfamiliar face on the Valencian coast in <em>The Lovers<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Horror-on-Sea goes meta when three short films are presented in <em>The Weird World of Molly Brown <\/em>including one that was filmed at last year\u00b4s festival, and <em>Slaypril Fools 88<\/em> offers another edition of a slasher series within a slasher series.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Slaypril-Fools-88.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Slaypril-Fools-88.jpg?resize=580%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142871\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Slaypril-Fools-88.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Slaypril-Fools-88.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Slaypril-Fools-88.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Slaypril Fools 88<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Two world premieres from British filmmakers take viewers into the evening. A dark presence haunts a village pub in <em>I Curse This Land<\/em> (2024), while a 1960s serial killer, gangsters and femme fatales combine in the horror-noir <em>Burnt Flowers<\/em> (2024). Then flesh is the last item on the menu when <em>Cannibal Mukbang<\/em> (2023) mixes comedy and horror in an American dish that serves romance and gore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The final day of the festival, and final day begins with <em>What Lurks Beneath<\/em> (2023), a Canadian submarine film where Americans and Russians will find they have a much more deadly enemy in the water than themselves, and a psychic detective returns to the force to battle a serial killer with a pumpkin-head in <em>Dan Hawk Psychic Detective<\/em> (2023). The world premiere of the finale to the ten-part sci-fi saga <em>Slasher House 3: Rebooted<\/em> (2024) will see Red make a last stand against a Government army, and another sci-fi premiere will follow with the otherworldly horror in <em>Alien Legacy: Terror on Luxor Ridge <\/em>(2023).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Southend the area literally comes to the screen with <em>Punch <\/em>(2023), an end-of-the-pier gothic slasher that sees Mr Punch stalking the seafront and resident Frankie. And what better way to finish a horror festival than a horde of hillbillies from hell in <em>Hillbilly Holocaust<\/em> (2023).<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Crawlies.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Crawlies.jpg?resize=580%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-142874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Crawlies.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Crawlies.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Crawlies.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Crawlies<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The final day of shorts promises not to loosen the noose of terror with ghostly grandmas (<em>Granny<\/em>), zombie-like dolls (<em>Dolly Molly\u00b4s Playhouse<\/em>), suspicious dog owners (<em>Freybug<\/em>), deadly viruses (<em>The Rage Part II<\/em>), 17th century evil-seekers (<em>The Witch Hunter<\/em>), murderous games (<em>Motto<\/em>), not-so-helpless babysitters (<em>Baby Shifter<\/em>), manipulated audio (<em>Otherness<\/em>), sinister theme parks (<em>Kiddo<\/em>), mysterious fossils (<em>Vestige<\/em>) and miniature monsters in a heavy metal world (<em>Crawlies<\/em>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>\u201cThat\u2019s eleven years of making Southend a go-to new year destination for cinephiles, horror fans and thrill-seekers. With over 80 films on offer there is something for everyone, whether you are a seasoned horror-head wanting the latest Lovecraftian fix in all its grotesque glory, or perhaps someone who wants an introduction to the genre via zany zombies and a heavy dose of black comedy.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Paul Cotgrove, Director and creator of Horror-On-Sea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Start your new year in a frightful but really good way.  Not only do you get to go to the seaside, but you get to be scared out of your wits as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">For the festival schedule and pre-ordering tickets &amp; passes jump-scare over to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.horror-on-sea.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">horror-on-sea.com<\/a>   You can also call the festival hotline on 07754 391 163. Please note that all films are strictly Certificate 18.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 11th annual festival celebrating horror promises even more terror, gore and \u2026 a bathtub shark attack! 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