{"id":93592,"date":"2021-03-09T13:53:17","date_gmt":"2021-03-09T12:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/centmagazine.co.uk\/?p=93592"},"modified":"2021-03-09T14:09:35","modified_gmt":"2021-03-09T13:09:35","slug":"the-best-part-of-gil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.centmagazine.co.uk\/?p=93592","title":{"rendered":"The Best Part of Gil"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\"><em>We support creative writing at .Cent so please enjoy this <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/dictionary\/english\/non-fiction\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/dictionary\/english\/non-fiction\" target=\"_blank\">non-fiction<\/a> piece of writing The Best Part of Gil<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Image Angeliki Blessiou<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">The cold always makes my joints freeze up. It doesn\u2019t matter how many layers I have on. I\u2019m like the old oil fired boiler was at home. In the winter time the oil would thicken with the cold and run sluggish. There was nothing you could do but turn up the flow or sit and shiver and watch the temperature needle go down. Of course, if you did turn it up you\u2019d have to sit and watch the fuel needle go down, but at least you weren\u2019t shivering while you did it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Don\u2019t let anybody tell you those days were better. They weren\u2019t. We did a lot of shivering. Since I had the pipes fitted, the tubes, the capillaries, I\u2019ve never felt cold in my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">It still makes my joints freeze up though, when it goes cold. The boss says they can get me a de-coagulent. I ask them if that\u2019s really a word? They says, of course it is, but there\u2019s a red line under it comes up on the screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; They says, we\u2019ll get a dose of de-coagulent sent over. They says, it\u2019ll thin your fluids. They says, you just syringe it in, through one of the cannula ports. A red line comes up under that too. Hey! The boss isn\u2019t a mechanic. They says, but don\u2019t you go drinking it, and does an imoji. They ain\u2019t no comedian neither, red lines or no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It\u2019s alcohol, you see? That\u2019s what they\u2019d use. When I was a kid, and we used to get dressed up to go outside, before all this, you know? They\u2019d tell us, don\u2019t go drinking alcohol in the snow. It thins the blood. That\u2019s no good if you\u2019re trying to keep warm, but I\u2019m not trying to keep warm. I\u2019m trying to free my joints, because they get sticky in the cold. Now I\u2019m dressing up to keep them warm. It\u2019s not my real joints I mean. It\u2019s the pseudo-joints. The prosthetics. The ones that give me the strength of ten men, whatever that used to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Climate Change, I say. We\u2019re supposed to be getting warmer, but the boss explains about all that ice, being dumped in our northern sea. They says, Gil. Just you wait. In fifty years time, it\u2019ll be so warm we\u2019ll be adding coolant to your joints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It\u2019s not me they means. It\u2019s my add-ons that will be getting warm, that are getting cold. It\u2019s my Structural Assisters. It\u2019s my Exo-skeleton. I can\u2019t feel that it\u2019s cold, but I can\u2019t make it work properly either. The boss says, we\u2019re losing output, Gil. The boss pays me on output. 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